if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)
THIS POST DESCRIBES MY ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE
"I fear no one. Least of all you."